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  1. Ok, 14 years is long enough. I’m done. Hit me up on my beeper or whatever.
  2. If I could ask Tolkien one question, it would be “why did you name 2 characters ‘Fatty’ in the same book like a couple chapters apart?”
  3. Oops, I got the day wrong. 14 years on Twitter today, not yesterday. Not so poetic I guess, unless it actually goes offline today. Unlikely. yodasw16/1593411055887167488
  4. Is there any example of a senior leader at a company giving an ultimatum like this where it has actually worked? A leader at my last company tried this and 70% of the team quit within a month. This doesn’t work. People aren’t loyal to companies the way you think they are.
  5. Today is my #twitterversery. 14 years on this thing. Poetic that #RipTwitter is trending as news that they removed badge access to all employees spreads. Really feels like the end is actually coming. I’m going to miss it if it does.
  6. A funny thing about EYES WIDE SHUT (1999) is that Tom Cruise plays a doctor for these super powerful people, but his practice is just some random PCP office with kid’s drawing and shit on the walls. Like, it looks like my kid’s pediatrician’s office.
  7. The main reason I may never actually switch to Mastodon is because they call it Toots. I will never.
  8. One of my most favorite smells while cooking is sautéed bell pepper. Smells so good!
  9. I need to rewatch Austin Powers. I’m listening to an episode of unspooled about it and laughing out loud just remembering the bits they are describing.
  10. Haven’t looked much at other results, but I’m thrilled to see Prop 3 passed and #BigGretch gretchenwhitmer reelected! Good work Michigan!
  11. Ugh, do I have to try Mastodon again since everyone is talking about it? God only knows what my handle was or what server I was on or anything else about it from years ago when it came out.
  12. Going for 365 this year. A couple behind, but pretty close to on track. letterboxd/1588971914609188864
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  13. Take a look at who is being laid off and then glance at the replies if you have the stomach for it. Really makes it clear what’s important to Twitter under Musk’s leadership. gerardkcohen/1588584459779321857
  14. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched letterboxd/1586000013481476096
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API

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  1. There is an active shooter at the Briarwood Mall in Ann Arbor. Avoid the area. My wife was there working and told to shelter in place, but her and her co-workers left the building and are safe. Seriously, fuck this country and our stupid gun laws.
  2. My daughter (10) found a dorrismccomics book in the hair salon waiting room and has been drawing her own comics.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  3. Perception of what web developers do.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  4. Everyone back to hosting your own blogs and RSS please. slicknet/1097584328962240512
  5. …in reply to @yodasw16
    Great birthday present for me today. My wife could have been murdered because this country is so fucking backwards about personal liberty. The 2nd amendment was a mistake and should be abolished.
  6. “The web is responsive anyway, we just screw it up by adding layout” chrisdavidmills #CSSsummit

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42.4% of my tweets are replies (×6,496)

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I’ve sent someone a mention 345 times (2.3%)

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99.1% of the links I’ve posted in the last 12 months are using the https: protocol (109 of 110)

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  10. medium.com 18 tweets

My tweets have been given about ♻️ 1,717 retweets and ❤️ 10,296 likes

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184 unique emoji on 338 tweets (2.5% of all tweets***)

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  3. csssummit used 81 times
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1,646 hashtags on 1,644 tweets (12.0% of all tweets***)

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  1. s_it used 162 times on 156 tweets
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735 swear words on 718 tweets (5.2% of all tweets***)

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