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  1. Watching through the Texas Chainsaw series this spooky season. I’m 3 movies in and forgot to write some thoughts as I go. Catching up now.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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      THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) This movie is incredible. It’s so straight forward. The first kill just happens so fast and is so simple and then everything else keeps building on that and revealing a little more then a little more. Incredible. 5 Stars.
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        THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986) Wow, what a difference 12 years makes. First one is so sparing and this one is as over the top as possible. Everyone is acting at an 11. Leatherface literally dances in this. Fun! 3.5 Stars
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          LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3 (1990) This is just sort of straight forward corny 80s slasher. Nothing interesting happening. Hate the constant reshaping of the family. Now there are brothers, kids, a mom. Better when it was just a small crazy family. 2.5 Stars
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            THE RETURN OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1995) God, this was vile. Leatherface just screams the whole time in the most annoying way possible wearing the worst mask I have ever seen. I take back every bad thing I ever said about the decline of the masks in Halloween. 1 star
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              THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003) The first “modern” TCM. Kinda obvious since it’s a reboot, but this most resembles the first one. Missing some important things like the cannibalism, the socio-political commentary, and creepy old man stuff. Still good. 3 stars
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                THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING (2006) They didn’t have to do a prequel just because they cut off Leatherface’s arm. They could have just had him only have one arm in a sequel or do what tons of 80s slashers did and ignore everything from the last movie. 1.5 Stars
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                  Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) The movie kinda cooks for a while until Alexandra Daddario just decides it's cool that her cousin is a mass murderer and killed all her friends. Also the cop is fine with it. Want to give 3 stars, but can’t get past how dumb that is. 2.5 ⭐️
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                    LEATHERFACE (2017) All these movies try to make the Sawyers so much more than what they are in #1. They aren't smart or cleaver, they just get away with what they do because they're in the middle of nowhere. Pretending this is a backstory to #1 is ludicrous. 2 stars
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                      TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022) I’m not going to watch this turd again. I lost too many braincells the first time. 1 star
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                        So the Texas Chainsaw franchise is almost completely dogs shit. The first movie is so good and the second is the only other one that I am glad exists. Happy to have this series behind me and to never watch most of them again.
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