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        1. ROBOCOP (1987) is an insane movie. One of the bad guy characters drives into a huge drum of toxic waste and it instantly turns him into a mutant. Then the crime boss accidentally runs him over which both decapitates him and causes his body to explode.
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        The future car that everyone wants is so boring looking and its called the 6000 SUX. It also gets 8.2 mpg and is referred to as "An American Tradition".
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      RoboCop makes the first super scary killer robot shoot itself in the arm and then it falls down the stairs because its feet are too big. The second one RoboCop just shoots once and it explodes and it's legs just walk around for a while. Maybe these are all the same robot?
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    A news broadcast talks about a laser defense system in space that malfunctions and kills 113 people, including 2 former US Presidents and they just move on to the next story like it's something that happens every day.
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    1. …in reply to @yodasw16
      Maybe the most insane part about ROBOCOP is when a white dude in a tie takes the Mayor hostage and they keep referring to it as "terrorism". Can you imagine?
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