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  1. Starting my Chucky marathon tonight with Child’s Play (1988). I have seen this, but have very little memory of it.
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      Early in Child’s Play, Andy brings his mom breakfast in bed. He has orange juice on the tray, but when he hands it to his mom, it’s milk.
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        First picture: orange juice. Second: Milk
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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          God, I love Chucky. Old lady sees him on an elevator and says “ugh, ugly doll” and after the door closes he just says “fuuuck you”.
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            First movie down. Child’s Play rules. Great thriller. Barely even cheesy. Totally holds up. ★★★★☆
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              Next: Child’s Play 2 (1990). This was my first Chucky movie. I was 8 and my friend’s step-mom bought us tickets and left us at the theater.
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                I was so afraid my mom would find out I saw it. I wish I remembered what movie I told her we saw.
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                  I looked it up on box-office mojo. It was The Rescuers Down Under that I told my mom I was seeing.
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                    “You seen dolls that pee? This one bleeds.” Lol. This movie is great.
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                      Child’s Play 2 is not as good as the first, but I like it a lot. Works as a pretty straight forward slasher. Chucky still rules. 3.5 stars.
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                        Time for Child’s Play 3 (1991). This is the one I have the clearest memory of and the last one I’ve seen.
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                          “Just think, Chucky's going to be a bro” -Chucky, in reference to getting his soul into a little black kid.
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                            Not as good as the first, but Child’s Play 3 was always my favorite. ★★★★☆
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                              Starting Bride of Chucky. This is the first one in the series that I’ve never seen.
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                                What’s up with this opening scene in the police evidence room? Am I really supposed to believe that they have Jason and Michael Myers masks?
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                                  Omg. Of course there’s a doll sex scene. “Have you got a rubber?” “Look at me, I’m all rubber!”
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                                    I love toward the end of Bride of Chucky when the cop catches up with the main cast and he sees Chucky and just says “Whoa” ★★★☆☆
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                                      OMG the intro to Seed of Chucky is Chucky sperm dripping down the screen and then fertilizing an egg and a baby forming. What am I watching?
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                                        Ugh, the opening POV scene is straight dumb. I can already tell this movie is going to suck.
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                                          Ok, this new doll kid sucks. He pisses his pants and thinks he’s from Japan. I hate this movie.
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                                            Wait, Jennifer Tilly plays herself playing the voice of Tiffany in this? I can’t tell if this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen or the best.
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                                              OMG the plan is for Chucky to inseminate Jennifer Tilly for some reason? And Tiffany shows Chucky her doll boobs so he can jerk off?
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                                                Lol John Waters is paparazzi in this and sees Chucky jerking it and says “A masturbatig midget? Get it MiniMe!”
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                                                  Seed of Chucky is the first one I didn’t like. Takes self referential humor way too far. What a weird, stupid movie ★★☆☆☆
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                                                    Watched Curse of Chucky (2013) yesterday and quickly realized I’ve seen it before and forgot about it. Can’t believe same director as Seed
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                                                      Curse of Chucky is a solid movie and I’m glad they decided to get away from the terrible campy direction Seed of Chucky went 3.5 stars
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                                                        Finally on Cult of Chucky (2017). Confused by Andy flashback to shooting Chucky. Wikipedia says happens in Curse, but not on Netflix. ???
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                                                          Cult of Chucky gets 3.5 stars. Mancini is weirdly trying to be De Palma, but it works for me. Loved multiple Chucky’s. Lots of fun!
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                                                            So to round it all out, Child’s Play 3 is my favorite for nostalgic reasons. I think 1 & 2 are really close, but 2 gets a slight edge.
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                                  Like this police station just happens to have all these famous killer’s masks and weapons and Chucky’s in there too? Gtfo.
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                                  Chucky’s smoking weed in the back on a van. What the fuck is this movie?